Blame Canada

Parody sung to the tune South Parks “Blame Canada”

SHEILA: Times have changed
Our shops are getting worse
They never turn a profit
We should scream, protest, and curse!

SHARON: Should we blame the government?

LIANE: Or blame the simple tools?

STUART/GERALD/RANDY: Or should we blame the huge cheap labor pools?

SHEILA: No, blame Canada!

EVERYONE: Blame Canada!

SHEILA: With all their beady little eyes
And thier deals so full of lies

EVERYONE: Blame Canada! Blame Canada!

SHEILA: We need to form a full assault

EVERYONE: It’s Canada’s fault!

SHARON: Don’t blame me for inisisting I must stay.
I want to make cartoons and now I cant work in L.A.!

LIANE: And my boy Eric, once, had my Annie on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself?

SHEILA: Well, blame Canada!

EVERYONE: Blame Canada!

SHEILA: It seems the studios all went wrong
When Canada came along

EVERYONE: Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!

VFX EMPLOYEE: They’re not even a home-grown labor pool anyway

CAROL: My son could’ve been a lawyer or a famous Head of State,
Instead he works 12-hour days for a measly fixed flat rate.

EVERYONE: Should we blame the Congress?
Should we blame the Net?
Or the shops who make low bids by growing debt?

SHEILA: Heck, no!

EVERYONE: Blame Canada! Blame Canada!

SHEILA: With all their tax break hullabaloo

LIANE: And that dick Steve Harper, too

EVERYONE: Blame Canada! Shame on Canada… for the
Incentives must go, the bleeding must slow
The work and the fun is almost undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!